I'm PJ, the white cishet male your parents warned you about.

I do shitty reposts, shitty photoshops, shitty music, and shitty jokes.
I like Jojo, Touhou, vidya, and making fun of current events.

I live under a rock. It comes equipped with a ballpit.

I also make music and art for indie vidya.

 

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”
Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.
The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:
“During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with”
Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”

Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.

The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:

During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with

Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

Like listening to my music? Read this, it’s important!

So those of you who follow me might know that I do music. My hardware’s starting to break down (Nothing truly important’s damaged yet), and I don’t know how long it’s gonna remain usable.

I called up the manufacturer for my synthesizer, and I found that I need $131.40 Dollars for replacement parts. (£77.01 Pounds, 97.58 Euros)

I’m unemployed, and I work commission; I get paid for each song or model I make. At the current rate I earn spending money at, I’ll need to work for 3 years to make enough for it.

If you want to help me out, you can either talk to me about commissions, or send money my way with Tippingcircle (Paypal’s rules don’t like funding for personal causes, and neither does Kickstarter.)

If every one of my followers sends me 2 dollars, I’ll have enough to buy the replacement parts, and shipping, and beat the fees for transfers.

Even if you don’t have the money for it, you can help by sharing this with people who love my work.

empyrien:

alizabug:

I’ve posted this before but this gives me strength when I have none

IVE WATCHED THIS A MILLION TIMES AND ITS NEVER NOT FUNNY

(Source: videohall)

asking-laughingjack:

wolfysblog:

asking-laughingjack:

scoutregimentkarkat:

davestriderhatesstrexcorp:

unfollovving:

get-in-the-animus:

unfollovving:

IS THIS TRUE????

As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week


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IM AMERICAN AND IVE NEVER EATEN MCDONALDS IM SO SCARED

damn u gonna die son

I AM SCARED I HATE MCDONALD’S AND I AMERICAN …. AM I GOING TO BE KILLED? WILL SOMEONE HIDE ME! IT’S BEEN 3 YEARS SINCE I’VE PUT ONE OF THOSE NASTY ASS BURGERS IN MY MOUTH…
SEND HELP

*sign written in random alleys near my house.*
I harbor mcdonalds fugitives. You may call me Sonchez. If you find me you will live. Find me in the center of Bluffton. Yell out the mcdonalds jingle while in town and if I hear you I will approach you and ask for help finding my dog Pablo.
As a secrecy employee of mcdonalds I can make it look like everyone in the house has been eating mcdonalds for centuries. Find your safe haven.

OH GOD OH GOD I WILL FIND YOU. THANK YOU

asking-laughingjack:

wolfysblog:

asking-laughingjack:

scoutregimentkarkat:

davestriderhatesstrexcorp:

unfollovving:

get-in-the-animus:

unfollovving:

IS THIS TRUE????

As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week

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?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?

IM AMERICAN AND IVE NEVER EATEN MCDONALDS IM SO SCARED

damn u gonna die son

I AM SCARED I HATE MCDONALD’S AND I AMERICAN …. AM I GOING TO BE KILLED? WILL SOMEONE HIDE ME! IT’S BEEN 3 YEARS SINCE I’VE PUT ONE OF THOSE NASTY ASS BURGERS IN MY MOUTH…


SEND HELP

*sign written in random alleys near my house.*

I harbor mcdonalds fugitives. You may call me Sonchez. If you find me you will live. Find me in the center of Bluffton. Yell out the mcdonalds jingle while in town and if I hear you I will approach you and ask for help finding my dog Pablo.

As a secrecy employee of mcdonalds I can make it look like everyone in the house has been eating mcdonalds for centuries. Find your safe haven.

OH GOD OH GOD I WILL FIND YOU. THANK YOU

i lost a follower for the human penis thing

that “human penis” thing will never stop being funny

like, you really have to specify?

PJ : remilia is the embodiment of scarlet devil because she wears red #zun is a genuis

Toki : They're called bombs because the danmaku genre started with aircraft! #DYKGaming

PJ : it's called scarlet weather rhapsody because remilia is still wearing red #brickjoke

PJ : it's named undefined fantastic object because nobody has a fucking clue what the pagoda does!

PJ : it's named imperishable night because sanae stocked up on some preservative-laden foods for a sleepover with her friends

PJ : it's named subterranean animism because there are animals underground #wow

PJ : it's called ten desires because you needed ten items on your wishlist to receive free stuff in the steam summer sale of 2013

PJ : it's called double dealing character because your shot changes when you focus

applebeansokay:

cosmicoyote:

diajones1985:

cosmicoyote:

i love extreme couponers

He committed coupon fraud. Joel used counterfeit coupons. The free coupons he used for quilted northern toilet paper were fakes. The manufacturers refused to pay the store because the coupons were fake, so Joel’s mom had to go to the store and pay over $400 for the toilet paper. It’s all over the internet http://www.jillcataldo.com/extremecouponingcounterfeitcoupons , http://business.time.com/2012/02/20/are-the-money-saving-strategies-on-extreme-couponing-bogus/

thats nice i dont really care

the entire show is so obviously staged, why does it matter

stop romanticizing coupon fraud

shslsubmissivemasochist:

canweumqra:

I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.

I have not received my pin pal.

I have not received my character based off my blog.

I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.

I HAVE been lied to.

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I never even got that “doot doot”